Friday, April 6, 2018

More sexy superheroines.

                   I do a lot of these,apparently,so I thought a second gallery was in order.

                                              

" 'black' canary"

The horror of being found out that one isn't a real blonde.


"the psycho and the schizo"



"barebacked diana"

A spur-of-the-moment piece...I found this cover and the 'net and 
altered it...no,it wasn't originally torn that low,and her butt 
wasn't that full.


"wonder woman no more"

A parody of an iconic image from a Spiderman comic. 


"alleged global threat"


"new sensation"


"hank henshaw's a perv".


"!sietnap s'lrigrepus evomer"


"beware the empress of evil!"


"the superior babs"


"the reporter's new clothes"


"now I get even,SWEETHEART!!!"


"humiliated for our sins"


"demon genie"
Another spur-of-the-moment piece...an actual cover,with her 
hairstyle changed and bikini made smaller.


"ray on the moon beneath the stars"


"Munching On Desserts Or Kidnapping"

I felt you deserved to see this one full-sized!


"when supervillainesses run wild"


"cheetahs do prosper"


"pretty little mary 2"

Another interpretation of the Hannibal Lector-esque Dr. Sivana from an 
alternate universe,who apparently has an unhealthy obsession with 
Mary Marvel...and what he might do if he actually had her in his clutches.


"quien sabia que habia rubias en mexico"

That roughly translates as who knew there were blondes in Mexico; a tribute to 
artist Jose Luis Gonzalez Duran,the man behind the original...as in not merely 
reprints of American comics with translations...Spiderman comics of the late 
60's...and his desire to depict Gwen Stacy,with illustrations that favored her butt.

Oh...and she's saying,"Help me! These evil men think I'm carrying important 
documents in my pants!"


Wednesday, April 4, 2018

More Black and White.

                                           Further proof that color isn't everything.



"laura marano nude"

The former Disney Channel actress,au naturel.


"hardrock,coco and joe"

If you live outside the Chicago area,you may not be familiar with this 
trio of elves,helpers to Santa Claus,who are the subject of a seasonal 
stop-motion short that was first shown on WGN-TV in the 1950s,and 
have become a holiday institution since.

Trivia:the short was created by artist Wah Ming Chang,who also created 
the original Star Trek communicators,the headdress Elizabeth Taylor wore 
in Cleopatra and the titular prop of George Pal's The Time Machine.


"break on through"

Something I created with its posting on DeviantArt in mind,
hence the pale green "wall".


"the balance of death"

Once again,the pale green backdrop,for the same reason.


"nanny the nudits"

Yes,the misspelling was intentional...it helps if you're familiar with 
the mazagine our wardrobe-challenged reporter appeared in.


"room for improvement"


"because Poe wrote on both"

As much as I would like to take credit for such a clever answer to 
this iconic supposedly-unanswerable riddle,I must acknowledge 
puzzle expert Sam Lloyd as the author.


"out of his comfort zone"


"seven dogs have died"


"I dreamed nobody noticed"

"crash dive"


"contemplating the gobstopper"


"the astronette's new suit"


"beyond sickness and health"


"you can't stop progress"


"face the wheel"


"messy harvest"


"marty and clara"

Inspired by the 1955 film Marty.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Screensavers---New.

Artwork designed as screensavers,sized to fit the larger screens of modern computers.


"audiences do"


"on with the show"


"rehind ruh reen rohr"


"they left out one small detail"


"coffee-flavored popcorn"

A visual tribute to a subgenre of television that faded away with the 
rise of cable...the locally-broadcast late, late movie.

And yes, the error involving Bela Lugosi's first name was intentional; this is before 
Harry and Michael Medved made Plan 9 a beloved cult film.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Funny thing,I thought I'd already created a collection here of my artwork inspired by the classic 90's
comedy show Mystery Science Theater 3000. Oh,well,I've got one now...and here it is.


One infamous B-movie of the 60's that didn't get the MST3K 
treatment...and I wish it had is 1965's Frankenstein Meets The 
Space Monster...also known as Mars Attacks Puerto Rico,
Operation San Juan,etc. etc.


"a patrick swayze christmas"


"IT'S THE BRAK SHOW!!!" 

Lance Fuller as Brak from the 1955 movie This Island Earth,which got riffed 
by Mike and the 'bots at both their mid-90's live show and in Mystery 
Science Theater 3000:The Movie.


"KISS MY CLOWN FEET!!!"

Inspired by one of the show's funniest moments,when rogue holographic 
clowns overstay their welcome and go completely insane with rage.


"movie sign is futile"

For those of you who've spent many a long sleepless night plagued by 
the question:What if the Satellite Of Love were assimilated by the Borg? 


"predator was busy" 


"pronounced mist-THREE-kay-ah"


"skull cruiser!!!"

As seen on episode #404,Teenagers From Outer Space.

No,this isn't what the teenagers arrived in. 


"The 40 names of David Ryder"

A visual celebration of all the nicknames bestowed by Mike and the 'bots 
upon the main character from the movie Space Mutiny.


"what's with the costume"

Trivia: the show originally premiered on Thanksgiving. 


"woman of the future"

By an amazing coincidence,one of the writer/cast members of the show had 
the same name as the title character from Helen Fielding's novel.

I think there was a movie? Can't really remember....


"why joel couldn't just leave"


"we should build a death ray"


"he's LONNNNG!!!"

Inspired by Johnny Longtorso,Dr. Forrester's idea for an action 
figure which is separated into its many body parts,all of which 
are sold separately.


"can't control where the game begins or ends"


"constructs sets with his very mind!"

Inspired by a pun from the MST3K movie,heard when Mike and 
the 'bots are riffing on the closing credits of their very movie.


"they tricked frank into sending it up"

Inspired by one of the host segments in the episode where they 
were watching Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.


"robots dream of women who've played mannequins"

Crow's fascination with actress Kim Cattrall...at least 
after seeing her in the movie City Limits.


"other faces in red jumpsuits"


"when turkeys rule"

Largely because of their Turkey Day Marathon, I tend to think of 
MST3K and Thanksgiving in the same breadth.


"the one movie that didn't 
need a deus ex machina"


"way up, up above, the satellite of love"


"all part of this nutritious war"

Dr. Forrester upgrades his contribution to the invention 
exchange from episode 319 ( War Of The Colossal Beast ).


"not too distant"

Next Sunday A.D., a la' Gary Larson.