Sexy photo-collages.

Having recently discovered the snipping-tool on my computer,I've been using it to create these...I
decided to give them their own page.

"for that shirt"

From an ultra-obscure 1977 movie called Prime Time,one of those >feh<

adult-sketch comedy movies...this one's a far cry from Kentucky Fried 

Movie,believe me...they're spoofing a famous ad campaign of that era,except 

instead of giving her $50 for that shirt,the offer is $1000 to let our 

viewing audience see what you look like completely naked.

"batwoman ass"

From the 1966 movie The Wild,Wild World Of Batwoman (MST3K version,

hence the silhouettes)...close-ups of dancing bikini-clad female butts was seen 

in the movies a lot during that era,but for some reason,they always were of girls 

with skinny bottoms...kinda defeats the purpose,if you ask me...anyhoo,this flick,

stupid as it may be,not only has a dancing girl with a nice ass,she actually pulls 

out her wedgie on film.

"jack's ripoff"

From a 2009 (?) Jack-In-The-Box commercial,where a very nice MILF 

gets down to her underwear in the hopes it will win her the contest.

"tawnee's incredible ass"

...as in internet sex symbol Tawnee Stone,with video stills 

showing off her magnificent butt.

"bab's underwear dissolves"

I took an image of  an underwear-clad Barbara (Batgirl) Gordon from 

the animated direct-to-video Batman: The Killing Joke,added cleavage 

to her panties,then painted them out,followed by her undershirt.

"dunlop doesn't make underwear"

...as in she's lucky...from a 1970s commercial by British 

manufacturer Dunlop,a portion of which involves a female 

tennis player...first deprived of her equipment,then her clothes.

"I paid to see your underwear"

From CollegeHumor's video illustrating the notion that men think about 

sex every seconds...the payoff gag that ends a dinner date in which the girl,

for no logical reason,has chosen to abandon the date in a public restaurant 

after somehow stripping down to her underwear in 2.3 seconds.

"kristen's sag"

Actress Kristen Bell,from a promo for the 2018 SAG (Screen Actor's Guild) 

Awards...and her butt in her underpants.

"the girl next door '07"

From the movie of that name,from that year.....duh!

Sexy Babes.

A collection of sexy illustrated babes...that aren't Disney-related or have anything to do with comic book superheroines. Some of these are also featured on other pages of my blog.

"momiji has a bad day" 

The heroine from the Japanese animated series Blue Seed.

"when naked women argue"

Featuring a pair of cartoon women I first discovered on 

Deviant...on the left is Honey Baxter,also known as the 

superheroine Laser Lady,forced to strip naked and unmask 

to save the world (the original strip can be seen elsewhere 

on my blog).On the right is schoolteacher Miss Truth,who 

seems to have an unfortunate habit of ending up nude in 

public...their creators are named in the piece.

"no invisible hair needed"

For the explanation of this piece's admittedly bizarre title,

look for this one on my Screensavers page.

"seven days to color"

"sorry...no boobies"

...as in,in the original scenario in which this is based,

the girl was unexpectedly rendered topless.

"fastest thing on two feet"

"no zits on her"

"please,no blonde jokes"

"sally forth as wonder woman"

"security in the modern army"

"bare facts"

"beyond the probe"

"blood and chocolate"

"earth girls are easy"

"love perdition style"

"THX 1138"

"venus has risen"

"emphasis on man"

"dark and sweet"

Happy Valentine's Day!

"trouble-istic!"

The less-than-modest lady pictured here is Tabitha Vixx,

from The Simpsons,episode 378,Marge & Homer Turn A Couple Play.

This "pantsing sketch",as I've chosen to call it,was done in the border 

of the evening paper...many of these get clipped,then filed away for 

future reference,possibly to become the basis for a full-color piece;

this one I chose to post as is.

However,as you can see below,I did turn this into a full-color piece,

albeit with a few revisions.

"and still no underwear"

"flesh and metal"

"laura marano nude"

...and here she is in color.

"freckles"

"elvira gets ready"

"biggest one she could hold"

"the pause that refreshes"

"cocktail sauce"

Created for a holiday-themed contest on DeviantArt,I'm 

replicating the look of cocktail napkins with racy cartoons 

that were popular several decades ago.

"she's got the fever".

"all hail king hef".

"nanny the nudits"

The misspelling was intentional...considering the mazagine 

our temporarily-wardrobe-challenged reporter came from.

"epic fail"

"grazing in the grass is a gas"

"the hill has eyes"

"never eat before going to bed"

"the sun above,grass below"

"unwrapping a present"

"clothes make the woman"

"when fans get way too close"