Thursday, October 10, 2013

Sex...humor magazine style!

As kids,looking at something like Playboy is definitely out of the question,and if you're lucky,you may stumble across a National Lampoon with a Foto Funnies that features female nudity.Some of us weren't always that lucky...obviously,I'm addressing a specific generation here,the one that didn't have the benefit of near-nudity on network television...fortunately,there was MAD...and CRACKED...there was also SICK,with Cher D'Flower,but that's another post.Anyway,here goes...


From The VooDoo MAD,a paperback collection of material,were I
to venture a guess,from the late 50's/early 60's.The article this little
piece of ass worship comes from is Miracle Fabrics.


From the same article.
Amazing how all those guys just appeared behind her...


From CRACKED #115,March '73,The Cracked Manual 
For Good Photography.

Should we even ask if there's a reason the little girl is 
dropping her pants in what appears to be the living room?


A creative alteration of the above panel I 
just had to include.


From MAD #162,October '73,Old Standards Re-Written
For The Liberated Woman.
Early CFNM,I guess.


CRACKED...I'm afraid I don't know the issue or year,but I do remember
it's from a John Severin-illustrated piece expanding the concept from the
Planet Of The Apes movies,as in:what if there were other worlds where
other animals were dominant over man?


MAD #132,January '70,The Academy Awards Show We'd Like To See.
In case you're wondering,nudity was just starting to appear in
mainstream Hollywood movies at the time.


An enlarged,slightly altered panel from above,
with Vanessa in all her glory.



The final panel from the above-mentioned article.


MAD # 145,September '71,Greeting Cards
For The Sexual Revolution.

I guess they hadn't started calling it "pornography" yet.


From MAD,specifically from Dave Berg's "Lighter Side"...possibly
of "Surprises" (I don't know the issue).
The fiancee certainly has an interesting interpretation of "old-fashioned".


Also from MAD,and once again I don't know which issue,although the
article was clearly some A-Z compendium of rhymed insults directed
at then-current celebrities.
I'm no fan of McCarthy,never have been,but hey...
an attractive ass is an attractive ass!


From MAD #154,Oct. '72,
The Mad Guide To Political Types
illustration by George Woodbridge of New Left Extremists who,in addition to
distrusting Nixon,bringing jars of peanut butter as housewarming gifts,and moving
their belongings in wheelbarrows,participate in nude weddings.

Bizarre decade,the seventies.


From CRACKED, #125 (sometime in the seventies)
Future Insect Monster Movies.


From CRACKED,#123 
How To Stay Warm Without Wasting Energy.



From CRACKED,#139,January 1977
CRACKED Looks At The World Of Superdom

....funny cartoons about superheroes,in case you don't know 
what "superdom" means...here,not-Diana Prince apparently 
can't do the whole spinning-around/lasso-thing costume change 
that the superheroine she's obviously modeled on can do
....and stripping in public isn't a desirable option for her...


CRACKED 's iconic reporter Nanny Dickering,illustrated 
not by Bill Ward (who frequently depicted her) but by Sururi Gumen,
another of their regular artists...he also did 
the monster-movie bit up there.

The following is from National Lampoon,
specifically the October 1974 issue.









From MAD #139, Dec. 1970
"Ads For Movie Revivals"